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Number of posts : 863 Age : 51 Location : live in Louisiana but attend MMT clinic in Tx Job/hobbies : COUPONING & GEOCACHING are my favorite past times but I also love reading and spending time with my husband and kids Humor : I don't have a sense of humor............. Registration date : 2009-05-25
| Subject: YOU MAY BE AN ADDICT IF.............part 1 Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:03 pm | |
| You’ve ever licked the inside of a pill bottle.
It is considered a common practice to inspect medicine cabinets while visiting friends and family.
You know more about pharmacology than your pharmacist.
You’ve spent hours combing your carpet.
You’ve searched the internet for fake urine that’s shipped overnight.
You’re embarrassed by a family member who leaves a restaurant with a half glass of wine left at his plate.
You find a bottle of pills rat-holed inside an old winter boot.
You’re mystified by your friend, who decided to go to drug rehab, because you use more than he does.
You’re appalled to discover your doctor knows less about the strengths of various brands of oxycodone pills than you do. You have to educate him.
Most of your friends you used to party with in high school are dead…. and you’re only 30 years old.
You drive all over town, discarding your empty liquor bottles in various trash receptacles, because you don’t want your trash man to see all of your empties.
You don’t take pills, you “do” them.
You use your body cavities for storage.
You’d recognize a K4 at fifty paces.
You carry X-rays films to every new doctor you see. They show severe degenerative disc disease of the lower back, but they aren’t your X-rays.
You’ve explained a positive drug test by saying someone put something in your food when you weren’t looking.
If you have just enough money for a pill or for a meal, you chose the pill. It’s a no-brainer.
You use the word “party” as a verb.
You can’t imagine a life without drugs.
written by "Unknown" obtained from JANABURSONS BLOG at
http://janaburson.wordpress.com/2011/07/17/you-might-be-an-addict-if/ | |
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